Anonymous:
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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http://trucktiger.tumblr.com/post/95119095970

factsinallcaps:

THE MAXIMUM DISTANCE BETWEEN EARTH AND MARS IS 401 MILLION KILOMETERS, OR 249,169,848 MILES. THIS IS JUST OVER 22 LIGHT MINUTES.

THIS MEANS THAT IF THEY INVENTED A SPACECRAFT CAPABLE OF TRAVELING AT LIGHT SPPED, PASSENGERS ON THAT SHIP COULD WATCH A MAXIMUM OF ONE…

posted 3 days ago with 411 notes
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pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

posted 3 days ago with 120,185 notes
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sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

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draumstafir:

rogerrrs:

i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel

just girly things

(Source: ruffaloh)

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ethnicink:

"Every new country she goes to, she gets colored in. Epic".

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macarena-of-time:

IM PISSING MYSELF I WAS IN AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP ON CLUB PENGUIN WHEN I MADE THIS

Person: Have you seen that episode where...
Me: I have seen every episode, go on
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Seeing someone read a book you love is seeing a book recommend a person. —Reddit user coolstoryreddit   (via alayne-stones)

(Source: communified)

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jedavu:

Pigment workroom colorize social housing neighborhood in bari

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you-pray-too-loud-pickebicke:

tennants-hair:

raggedyarchangel:

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

#they didn’t break the fourth wall they literally fucking crashed through it with a dramatic shattering of glass

image

you have a supernatural gif describing a comment on another supernatural gif

We come prepared.

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chapters-in-my-diary:

I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.

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akwhard:

does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?

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